elephantass

28. Olympia, WA. I like to find adventures, play my guitar, drink coffee, and say witty things. I have an awesome girlfriend and a semi-crazy cat.

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  1. Weird dreams.

    You could make movies out of my dreams, because they’re weird.  Last night included some sci-fi themed dream where I was looking for something and also having to be at a certain destination to save my sister.  The place that my sister was going to was a place where people went to commit suicide, but in the dream they glorified if they did that.  It was hard to get to this location and also you had to swim to get to it.  I went through all that shit to get to her, and I very easily talked her out of offing herself.  Which is weird because my sister is indecisive as fuck and not very easily talked into.  Or at least not being able to talk to her when using logic.

    Before that dream happened, I had another recurring dream where I dreamed of Leisha Hailey.  I could attribute dreaming of her so often now (at least four dreams now)  because I’ve had to force my girlfriend to watch the L Word.  She hates the show, so I’m drawn to (naturally) making her watch it.  So yeah, this chick

    just wants to bone in me in nearly all of my dreams.  Which is odd.  I don’t attract the ladies in real life (at least in the aspect of them trying to bone me) let alone in my dreams.  I feel kind of like a stalker at this point, but… that doesn’t make any sense.  Which is my point.  My dreams rarely make any sense.

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